小时侯我很顽皮
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叔叔喜欢逗我玩-我恨死了！
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我学会保护自己了，可是叔叔他……
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我要练习金刚指,长大了弹叔叔一下子……哈哈哈
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为了节约时间，妈妈把我和盘子一块洗
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对有些事情我还不明白
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刚上学的时候，感觉读书像是在念经
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做作业的事情让我思考很多，经常令我头疼……
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平时不好好读书，考试的时候只有作弊
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没想到，被班主任发现了……
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后来找到了学英语的捷径
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我最喜欢世界地理
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最讨厌数学,每次我的答案都是……
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后来我喜欢上了电脑
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而且迷上了上网
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而且不分昼夜
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由于我非法操作，电脑出现了蓝屏
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没有电脑，就睡不着觉……
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高中时候很喜欢踢足球
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但是国足总是让人失望
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还有很多丑闻，比如.......
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但我觉得米卢还是很不错的一个教练，我有幸得到了他的签名
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爸爸不许我看球，说如果不好好学习，将来会去要饭
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后来我长的人高马大了，也上班了……爸爸告戒我：
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我想我一定会挣大钱！！！
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有了钱，我认识了许多狐朋狗友
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相处一直都很好
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我很喜欢美女
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看到美女，我就会……
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我很讨厌恐龙, 尤其是那些自以为自己很性感的
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后来我交了一个女朋友，朋友都说很漂亮，我觉得也是，呵呵
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她说要跟着我一辈子
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我陪她看了一场《英雄》
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从电影院回来的那个晚上，我们相爱了……
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因为没有避孕，幸运地生下一个世纪婴儿
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我带着女朋友，看看自由女神像
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还经常开着保时捷，带她去兜风
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带她去 做 爱
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可是她就是喜欢上了自摸
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摸她的咪咪
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对别人露三点
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还让一个男人给她搓澡
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后来觉得她有点像男孩子
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有一次发现一个意外--- 令人不可思议的事情发生了！！
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离婚后，我经常独自去海滩晒太阳
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我慢慢长胖了，于是想到减肥！！
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后来竟成了这样 ：（
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于是又开始了锻炼
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因为害怕人类的第二次进化
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有时候也放纵一下自己！！
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我非常喜欢玩反恐精英
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经常熬夜打cs
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可是经常输得很惨
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有时也玩玩成人游戏，呵呵
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平时也喜欢上网聊天，但只找熟悉的人聊
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我是从来不和陌生人聊天的，更不会和他们见面
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我很尊敬长辈，尽管他们长得不是很像领导
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为人生是漫长的，他们走在我的前面，比我们知道的事情要多
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后来，我又恋爱了。
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可她上一趟厕所花了我1万多元!
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最近很是不爽，去网吧玩儿cs也……
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想去再念念书，充充电，可是，第一次上课就见到了这一幕……
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还有张语文考卷
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不过我觉得我在这里能够找到香车、美女和钱
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终于又一次的爱上了一个mm。
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于是我这样对她表白
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终于有一天，在网上……
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这是她的照片。
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我们两个有一个共同的爱好，那就是都是网虫，n年前她就有了自己的电脑，巧合的是，跟我得简直就是情侣电脑
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然而mm的电脑老出毛病。
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终于有一天，我找到了毛病的所在，并解决了问题！！
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